The Succage Continues

FALSE ALARM!

Livejournal's tentacles are back in place. If anything, they are sucking the life out of me with twice as much efficiency. Oh, how Livejournal loves to suck... my life away. Life, oh life, oooh life, where are thee? I received a phonecall today - I got myself a job in the Institute of Education for the next 3 or 4 months.

People, workers in the Institute of Education spend all their time surfing the net!! This is a complete disaster! I need encouragement to work, to photocopy, to update my CV, network with secretaries and other scum of the Admin world, and enhance my interview skills! Not some bloody chushy job that allows me endless Livejournal hours! And they are paying me an extra pound an hour... this can only mean one thing: I might be able to buy a Livejournal account.

My life looks like this:

a) Wake up and go to work
b) Surf Livejournal and post libelous comments
c) Come home and watch cable TV/play videogames
d) Grow yellow and torpid skin
e) Avoid the sunlight
f) Have more dreams with Livejournal personnel
g) Lies, lies and more lies
h) Post more and more inane "stuff" - starting right now
i) Eca Tatu! Talvez escrever mais na linguinha da nossa Patria, compadre e cumadre!
j) L'enfer c'est les autres