Teenage Babel in Big Brother's Love Land

My bus today was attacked by roughly ten Vicky Pollards. At first, they were screaming across our heads the latest gossip about Angel, Sarah and all the other slags in Marylebone. Suddenly, when one of them dissed the most vocal lot in the front, all hell broke lose. They lost their voice screaming, threatening to have their boyfriends beat the shit out of each other, etc. Then, just as sudden, they were quiet again and cheering each other on to turn the emergency valves and open the bus' door. Result: the driver couldn't move because he couldn't close the doors, people were pushing themselves in (more teenagers) and traffic had stopped behind us. After ten minutes of this, I gave up and walked home.

I also spotted two ex-Big Brother contestants. (Wow! I`m sure it's just a coincidence they are walking about when a new show starts in two weeks...) Check crapcelebrities for more info, if you so wish.

I worked yesterday and today for a charity group called Women and Children First. Nice lot. Job is done and now I await further news from my temp agency.