Peep Show Extremis

I visited your apartment last night. I needed to use your bathroom but the door wasn't there -- somebody had kicked it down. I looked up and saw wires criss-crossing the ceiling, arriving at two large, black videocameras aimed at the sink and the shower.

I asked you how I was supposed to use the bathroom with those cameras filming everything. You smiled but didn't answer. I sat on the edge of the bathtub and put my head between my hands.