I Nearly Did It

I nearly took teqkiller to the bath this evening. She was sitting on my desk, pale and bare, her words hanging off her body. Then I thought she wouldn't like a wash: those words would grow blurry and slide down her skin, into the water. I lit a candle, turned off the lights and opened a honey bath ball from Lush that expired in June 2006. When I came out of the bathroom, she was still sitting on my desk. Maybe I'll take her to bed tonight.

I nearly watched sushidog get spanked yesterday. We were drinking coffee and eating cake (chocolate for me, something-heavenly for her) in Coffee, Cake & Kink. She picked up an S&M murder mystery novel because it was "cheap". Then she signed up to the cafe's mailing list. Then she wanted to see their gallery. Then she had a chat with the owner (they are closing down at the end of this month - re-locating - go visit them soon!) And then she would have joined the spank-a-thon line up if there'd been one. S&M first, followed by a visit to M&S for underwear. Five new pieces for me, turquoise bras for her.

I could have nearly fallen asleep on denalyia's floor Saturday night. She was having a small get together in North London. Everyone had to come as something beginning with the letter B. I wanted to be that song by the Pet Shop Boys, "Being Boring". But then I realised that to "Be Boring" I had to stay at home and not party. So that's what I did. Sadly, nobody at the party got to see my perfect outfit.

Born to Be Wild

Wow. I was just looking through my old yearbook and I came across my photo. So many memories.

That was the year Tommy took me to the prom dance. He came to pick me up at home but my parents wouldn't let me get in the car with him. They said he smelled of whiskey and cola. So I stormed up to my room, bawling my eyes out, totally sure my prom night was ruined. I was sobbing into my pillow when I heard someone throwing stones at my window... it was Lucy!! Dear Lucy - she was my best friend all through junior and senior year. Too bad she turned out to be such a bitch in college. She was dating Tommy's best friend Clive at the time - we were always double dating and stuff. Messing around, you know? Anyhoos, Lucy whispered that Tommy and Clive were waiting around the corner, could I slide out of the window? Oh my gosh, it was so hard! But in the end I managed to climb out without alerting my parents. Off I went to the prom (where those bastard judges didn't give me and Tommy the crown for King and Queen of the night, but whatevah.)

I got really tipsy that night and then I let Tommy convince me to drink a little from his flask as we drove up to the Point (that's where anybody who was anybody in High School went with their sweetheart). Oh my gosh, we were wild that night.

Ok, so totally off topic, but oatmeal_texas was also in my high school and, let me tell you, she was a TOTAL SLAG. I so won't talk to her if I see her at our high school reunion. She snogged anybody who offered her a cigarette, she ran with those wannabe bad boys that were always racing up and down the main drag on their motorbikes. I think she did drugs too. I mean, look at her yearbook pics. She was so not part of the cool crowd.