Theory No. 239

[dotinthesky]

Do you know why there are always 2 presenters at the Oscars? Once, when only one idi... I mean actor, stood up there and opened that slippery envelope, a name was spoken outloud that did not match the name written on the paper. And the wrong person got the award, and the majestic music played on, and everyone clapped.

They decided it shouldn't happen again, thus 2 heads instead of one. (But who are they kidding? The whole thing is fixed from the beginning...)

So there... that's my theory.