Gob

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Someone spat on me as I walked home from work yesterday.

It happened on Roman Road, E3. I remember it as if I were Jackie Kennedy on that fateful day in Dallas. I was walking through Bow, on my way to Victoria Park, and I decided, as usual, to cut across Roman Road. When I reached it, there was hardly anybody on the road, just a blonde girl riding a bike in my direction and, to my right, an Eastern European guy standing outside a fast food joint, observing me. I let the girl ride past before crossing to the shutdown betting shop on the other side.

I was leaden down with groceries. The posters tacked on the betting shop caught my attention: bands releasing albums, playing upcoming gigs. Suddenly I felt something like a piece of rolled up paper hit my left shoulder. I turned back but there was nothing on the sidewalk, and nobody staring down from the flats above the betting shop. I looked across the street and the Eastern European guy was now looking at me with curiosity, as if he’d spotted someone in the Grassy Knoll.

I looked at my shoulder and saw a wet trail. I kept walking and turned the corner, where I stopped to have a proper look. The gob had hit my shoulder and trailed down my jacket and backpack. I put the backpack on the sidewalk and took my jacket off. I always carry a pack of tissues with me; I fished one out and wiped the mess as best as possible. Then I started to walk again, joining the smiling couples heading for the park for an evening jog. I thought of the times I’d returned home late from drinking out with friends, and how I knew which flat exactly the attack had come from, and wouldn’t it be nice if a hefty rock went through their window in the early hours as they slept.

When I got home, I put the jacket and the backpack in the bathtub. As the water ran over them, I added washing powder. I thought of the person who did this because I happen to have started a job with a mental health charity in South London. Did they happen to spit out of the window and hit me by accident? Or were they lying in wait? How abnormal does your life have to be to make you want to spit on random strangers? Was it an adult or a teenager? Would they share it with a friend, or keep it a secret? In any case, they'd only hit my jacket; they'd missed my head.

As the jacket and backpack soaked, the water turned into a rusty brown, as if blood was being washed off it. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d cleaned them. “It’s London coming out of them,” my boyfriend said looking at the water.

Comments

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that sounds horrid. I saw a big gob of phlegm on the walkway between platforms at Euston this morning - I mean, the street's bad enough, but the Tube?

[picosgemeos.livejournal.com]

The silver lining of my gob is that there was no phlegm in it. It was all clear. Just a LOT of saliva.

[rockingthemike.livejournal.com]

literally just gagged at that thought of that. :\

[rockingthemike.livejournal.com]

i want to hope and believe that it was just an accident... so inconsiderate though. i mean if it came from a flat above, that person could not have taken a few steps to the nearest toilet or sink? gross.

[picosgemeos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get the feeling it wasn't an accident...

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Ugh - disgusting! What is wrong with some people?
I would be planning revenge...

[picosgemeos.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I didn't firebomb them last night... there's been an update!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Ha! Just spotted your update on FB. That's a relief, even though still pretty yuk.