Bluebeard and Rainy London

[dotinthesky]

Diluvio.

Je voudrai faire le fucky-fucky avec vous.

London's sunny spell is over. The clouds opened up and the neighbours are knocking on my door: water pours down their lightbulbs; they must sit in the dark for fear of being electricuted. The staircase down our little turret is also soaked, the walls are crying.

Mon nouveau travail c'est l'enfer.

Kew Gardens was heaven. We didn't eat the apples we brought. We took photos inside Queen Victoria's glass houses. Some of the windows had been smashed with stones. Not even the British Empire can survive an illiterate hooligan. If I had a hormonal clock, it would have crashed at the sight of so many children. I look at Kevin and I want to ask him: do you want children one day?

My friend Dobrila is 6 months pregnant. I only found out yesterday. She's from Serbia but has lived most of her life in Toronto. I imagine her body, round like a "basket ball", so different from the last time I saw her, and I want to be by her side.

Je prendre la courage dans les livres erotiques.

It rains so hard that we cannot return a movie we rented: Body Double. I'd forgotten Frankie Goes to Hollywood's cameo, Melanie Griffiths tiny tits, the entourage of bad 80s in so many single frames.

Dans la nuit, je bois Earl's fucky-fucky Grey.

Comments

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

you are silly, Ollie!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

The rain inspires me.

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

if only it inspired me to be creative, instead of depressed

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

It all depends on how you look at it.

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

as yucky gray drivel

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

nah, it's fun.

[4q.livejournal.com]

what does it mean!!!!???

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You tell me, sister.

[4q.livejournal.com]

I have no answers

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

What would you like to know then?

[4q.livejournal.com]

nothing really I was mostly interested in what the french says.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Well... the first sentence was dirty.

The second one was about hell and my present work

The third sentence was about dirty books

And the four sentence was about dirty tea.

[4q.livejournal.com]

but what exactly about those things

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

can't tell you right now!

[4q.livejournal.com]

ha ha okie!

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

I can read your French. And you are my favorite. I love you to bits! You must come to NYC. (mind control)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I will come to NYC if you promise to give me your first-born child.

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely. Actually, I had considered being a surrogate mother. That was mainly for the $30K I've heard you can get for it, but if a friend really wanted a baby, I'd maybe carry it for them.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

That's very nice of you... who knows the future?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

*grins* That's true...but I'm only doing it once, so you know...maybe. ; )

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

only one kid?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think I want kids myself, but I want the experience (and the benefit to my body) of being pregnant. However, I don't think I want to do it more than once, y'know?

So really, if I'm going to do it, it should be someone whom I really love and who really wants a baby, or for a couple who's willing to pay me bunches of money and make sure my health is taken care of the whole time. Y'know?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I understand... has anyone already asked you?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

no, but I did tell The Girl I'd have a baby for her if she couldn't.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

is she gay or straght... or in between?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

mostly gay. prefers women, but won't necessarily say no to a man.