Este sera meu primeiro post em portuga!

[dotinthesky]

What is quiffing?

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Fui nadar hoje. A piscina estava gostosa, com poucas pessoas. Tem um cara que esta sempre la, parece nadador profissional. Nadei meus 1000 metros e fui para o chuveiro. O lugar estava cheio de Russos gordos, pelados, falando alto. Minha boca estava seca. Fui pra casa, deixei a mochila, bebi agua com suco de laranja, e vim para ca com o Kevin.

Estou escrevendo em Portugues porque tem duas pessoas do meu lado, grudadinhos a mim. Nao quero ninguem lendo isso aqui - a nao ser voce!

Feliz Dia das Maes!!!

Ainda estou com sede. Quero nadar todos os dias e virar homem-peixe. Quero esticar, me moldar contra a agua. Bate perninhas bate, mova bracinhos mova. Pelas aguas sujas da piscina vou gastando minha energia nervosa e esculpando meu corpo. Se tivesse uma praia aqui, e sol, poderia finalmente pegar um bronze.

When pigs fly...

Comments

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

cunt farts

[jellyfish93.livejournal.com]

lol!
i remember that first happening to me with my 1st boyfriend when i was 16 and i was like, OH MY LORD! WHAT JUST CAME OUT OF ME??

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

yeah, they are embarrasing! Did you ever get them in gym class, when you had todo that bicycle exercise, where you are "pedalling" your legs with them up in the air?

[jellyfish93.livejournal.com]

i remember a girl doing it during a sit-up test, where you had to hold another's person's feet. oh, the horror!!

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

oh my god!!!!!!

that would have been so mortifying!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You two are big liars! I don't believe this...

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

well, you don't have a vagina, so you don't know the truth

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

The truth is truly out there.

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

or in there

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

waiting to get out

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

and escaping through the front instead

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

LIES LIES LIES!!!!!

[jellyfish93.livejournal.com]

huh?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I never knew about this! I've been living a sheltered life...

[jellyfish93.livejournal.com]

no, you've just been living a GAY life!
lol

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

true!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

YUCK!

[lala-jones.livejournal.com]

MWAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

YOu are evil!

[lala-jones.livejournal.com]

are you home right now?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i was at work... now I'm at home.

Are you at work?

[lala-jones.livejournal.com]

do you have IM?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

nien... can't do that at work.

wanna call me? It's 8.35 now.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

que bonitinho!!!
acho que vou escrever um em portuga tbem!!!
eu geralmente escrevo meu ingles horrivel por causa das pessoas da minha lista...

hehehehe...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

vou escrever em portugues de vez em quando... [preciso praticar!]

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

eu tambem...hauahauahahahaahahahahahaaaaa...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I'll give you some Portuguese lessons if you want.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Sim, por favor.

;)

For all your talk about not using LJ anymore, you sure manage to sneak some sessions at work...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I love you = Eu te amo
hello = oi, ola, fala
goodbye = tchau
how are you? = como vai voce? tudo joia?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Obrigado!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

no, it means thank you.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Quem e seu pai?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Nao Nao! Quem e seu papai!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

nao sei?