I want a puppie for my birthday

[dotinthesky]

The Tube was busy this morning but I still managed to find a seat for myself. I put my wet umbrella between my legs, opened my collection of short stories by Alice Munro, and just disappeared into that rumbling metallic worm. It would have been nice if the train kept going and going for hours, days even, and just never stopped. I love Alice Munro's stories - they made me wish for that train to travel all the way to Canada and drop me outside Montreal's downtown station.

When the train arrived in Charing Cross, I noticed a blind man sitting a few seats away. He had a beautiful golden retriever by his legs. The dog had a perfectly round skull and the shiniest coat I've ever seen on a dog. He also had really sad, black eyes.

Kevin told me that golden retrievers aren't much fun because they slobber everywhere and they will do whatever you want - they have no personalities. I don't see why I should want a dog that's hard to handle... for that I already have my daschund in Brazil and her two puppies. Kevin keeps thinking about his little devil-looking pug, and I keep wondering when we'll have a house that fits all the dogs we want to keep.

Comments

[rageundersilk.livejournal.com]

GOLDEN RETRIEVOODLES!

Everyone shudders when I say that, I don't know why. They're a cross-breed between a standard poodle and a golden retreiver. They're smarter (have more personality) and they don't shed like an unravelling carpet.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I've never heard or seen anything like that! Sounds like an abomination...

:)

[rageundersilk.livejournal.com]

No, an abomination would be a German Shepoodle. Goddamn attack dogs are bad enough when they can only reach your arm. Imagine if they had the spring loaded legs of a fucking poodle. They'd bounce towards you with their ferocious snapping jaws of death and clamp onto your neck with glee.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

But that's like a daschund! I have three with my mom and that's exactly how they are like.