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Dot in the Sky ([personal profile] dotinthesky) wrote2005-04-14 03:12 pm

São e Salvo

Am now in London. Flight was boring and painful. I sat by the window for eleven hours without getting up. I almost lost my right foot due to bad circulation. I watched Collateral, with Tom Cruise, and was entertained. I ate the food the air stewards served me; I drank the white wine even though it tasted rough. I thought to myself: Ollie, if you ever own an air company, hire only drag queens and drag kings to be the air stewards. You`ll make millions.

In Milan, I got stuck in the airport`s bathroom. I went into one of the cabins and the lock got jammed. Because I didn`t want to call for help (embarrassment) I kicked the door and it opened. A fog descended on the airport and my flight got delayed. Other flights were being cancelled and a cold sweat broke out all over my body: if I were to be stuck in Milan, I`d have only 5 euros to survive. Images of me drinking bathroom water to survive the days in an unfriendly airport rushed through my mind. But, thank the gods, my flight was not cancelled and I made it to London.

My boyfriend was waiting for me at Arrivals (but where was everyone else? Where were the banners?) When I tried to draw some cash out of a machine, I found out that my card had expired. Thank the gods, again, that my boyfriend came to the airport and could lend me some money! When we got back to our apartment, there was a banner saying "Welcome Home" with three little munchkins drawn beside it, hanging by the living room.

Seeing The Sissys was nice. They liked my gifts and entertained me with tales of what they`ve been up to since I`ve been gone. Both of them are now dating (Jennifer is seeing Tim, from Essex; Allison is besoted with Giorgio, from Italy.)

It doesn`t feel like I`ve been gone from London for 7 weeks. And I do think the British public would improve immensely if they had tans and smiled more often. But, nevertheless, I`ve learned to like London and I`m looking forward to finding a job (*cough cough*) and having more adventures here. Talk to you soon, you bunch of chipmunks!

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
WELCOME BACK, my dear!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! HOUSE OF WAX OUT YET?

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno - wait, is that the one with the bad person in it?!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-17 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... hehehe!

[identity profile] idioticpoet.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's some weird routing to go from Brasil to Italy.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It`s because I flew with Alitalia. Go figure.

[identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Tis lovely to have you back! I hope you brought some Brazilian sunshine with you :-)

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
By the sound of the weather woman on tv today... not! But I think it`s because I have to readjuste first before the beams of light come pouring out of my body.

Nice to be back too and will be great to see you guys soon! (I hope?) :)

[identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, definitely see us soon! We're doing wine tasting tomorrow evening if you're interested, or failing that I'm sure plenty of other stuff will crop up soon :-)

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I hope you guys have fun today at the wine tasting! Won`t be going because I need to find a job before I spend anymore money... what i have in my account is enough to cover my rent and expenses, etc, so I`ll see you guys in the next excursion. ;)

[identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I guessed you wouldn't be - it's not cheap! Still, we'll be doing other cheaper things at some point, so there's always opportunities! :-)

[identity profile] myendeavorca.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that was a close one it sounds like. Running out of money while travelling, not priceless. EEkk. You made it! Welcome back!

Good luck with the job search.

XOXOXO

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks babe! :)
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[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I`m just kidding! :)

I`m the first to slap on protection 50+ when there`s sun outside.

[identity profile] steer.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And I do think the British public would improve immensely if they had tans and smiled more often.

People up North smile more often. I like to smile on the tube -- it unsettles people. It always makes me smile to visit london because everyone looks so comically gloomy.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
People up North smile more often and chat more too! I particularly like people from Glasgow. Everytime I see someone smiling to themselves in the Tube I always think they are a bit of a nutter. :)

[identity profile] dilvalicious.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope Kevin gave you some hot welcome back lovin'!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes! We had the apartment all to ourselves for the afternoon since the Sissys were at work. ;)

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You know it sister! ;)

[identity profile] 13thofnever.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
happy to hear you made it safe and sound!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Deep down I knew nothing bad would happened. :)

[identity profile] vilhem.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Milan never fails to surprise and scare you! so you are a natural-born kicker?

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I only kick if I`m in a panic and need to save my skin! Otherwise, I`m very mellow and quiet.

[identity profile] tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
(but where was everyone else? Where were the banners?)

I waited for you all day at Victoria, but I didn't see a single plane land!

Lots of trains though...

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And next time you`ll go to Standstead?

[identity profile] naturalbornkaos.livejournal.com 2005-04-14 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome home!

Glad there were no "Twilight Zone"-y encounters en route.

Let's do movies soon. :D

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
For sure... let me just get my job situation in order then I`ll be able to splash about on movies and fantas! But it will be cool to see you guys soon. ;)

[identity profile] stupid-wanker06.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
you made it back in one piece! told ya.

[identity profile] stupid-wanker06.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm part gypsy, you know.

[identity profile] damiella.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I think drag queen airline hostesses are a genius idea. You should write Richard Branson.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! Seriously, flights would be entertaining and more bearable. I leave this idea out here in the open and I hope someone spreads the word and one day it becomes reality. :P

[identity profile] apexmile.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
london, milan, drag queen stewards...the life you lead amazes me [and makes me jealous cuz i love to travel]

by the way, been meaning to get around to adding you, finally got smart and did it

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
cool! Added you back...

My adventures are really just my mind squeazing things out of nothing. I`m sure you must lead a life more amazing than mine!

*goes read your journal*

[identity profile] psyfi.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
hey Ollie!!
Yay!! You're back in London! Not that I can see you or anything, but who knows, I might go for a holiday or something, and and we can hang out....:D Do you have a photobucket with pics of you and friends in Brazil?

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I do have a photobucket, but I haven`t uploaded my photos yet! I will do very soon and let you know. ;)

You must definetly let me know when you come to England. We`ll go out dancing or drinking, or simply sit in a park and talk.

[identity profile] violentlyhappy.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sososo glad you're back here in the UK with us Ollie! <3333

I'm also extremely dissapointed of you - first you go to Brasil, then to add insult to injury your return flight includes a stop-over in Milan, AND YOU STILL NEVER MANAGED TO CAPTURE KAKÁ FOR ME?! =o\

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! I did see Kaka in the airport! But he said he didn`t want anything to do with you and that he is now only interested in me. Sorry to break these bad news...

;-)

[identity profile] violentlyhappy.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NÃO PODE SER!! ODM!!






Oh well, at least I still have Smithy. Our baby is due any day now, yis. =oD

[identity profile] hunterjr.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ei Ollie ^_^
tava ficando preocupado com você ;__; caramba quanta coisa chata aconteceu x_x
mas ainda bem que você tá inteiro :D

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Com certeza! Tudo esta bem... pena que esta cinza e frio aqui - ja estou sentindo saudades do Brasil! E voce, como esta?

[identity profile] hunterjr.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
eu tô bem ^_^
nossa... agora aconteceu uma polêmica na faculdade com a nossa sala, hahahahaha
vou postar mais tarde os detalhes :D

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/dejavu_/ 2005-04-15 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Se joga, nada melhor que ver a caminha denovo.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-17 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Nao entendi!
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[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2005-04-17 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, didn`t know about Morcheeba`s show! Will have to see if there are still any tickets available.

No worries about the game! Just send it when you have some time.

Karla... oh my god... they are having some crazy discounts for Gamecube stuff here. You can buy 3 games for 20 pounds in GAME (used games, but whatever.) Very tempting, as you can imagine...