The Illuminati Don't Eat Oatmeals

[dotinthesky]

I was in Budgens, adding some Muesli to my shopping basket, when a lady beside said:

- Excuse me, can you hand me three of those?

She pointed at the oatmeal bags right at the top of the shelf. I said "no problem" and began handing them to her. She was short, with dark skin, long hair, and dirty nails. She smiled all the time, saying "thank you" as I handed the bags to her. When I was finished, she leaned forward and said:

- The reason why the Queen went to Iraq wasn't to help them; the Queen went to Iraq to start World War III.

Alarm bells

- There's a book called "The Biggest Secret", she continued. It's written by DAVID ICKE.

- Oh yeah, I know him. Shrill alarm bells.

- Go to Whiteley's, they have the book. Read page 462. Don't forget. 462.

- I will. Thank you, I said before hurrying away.

I bet page 462 talks about the Queen Mother being the supreme Lizard who ate Princess Diana's heart after her accident. I wonder if Paddington Library has a copy.

Comments

[izzybees]

YES! i love david icke, and by that i mean that he is completely insane, and if you read his books as if they are science fiction they become quite enthralling - really frightening!

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

haha another creepy lady in the world :P

[sbeth76.livejournal.com]

Lordy lordy.
I had an odd encounter today (but not as odd) and so did my Mom (but in Seattle) with a man who wanted to say strange things about my dog/my mom's dog.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

the best entry i've read today!!!!

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine from the institute taught me how to handle people like that.
Casually and calmly say, I'm going to walk over there. You're going to stay right here and not follow me. K Thanks.

by the way, hello :)