The Illuminati Don't Eat Oatmeals

[dotinthesky]

I was in Budgens, adding some Muesli to my shopping basket, when a lady beside said:

- Excuse me, can you hand me three of those?

She pointed at the oatmeal bags right at the top of the shelf. I said "no problem" and began handing them to her. She was short, with dark skin, long hair, and dirty nails. She smiled all the time, saying "thank you" as I handed the bags to her. When I was finished, she leaned forward and said:

- The reason why the Queen went to Iraq wasn't to help them; the Queen went to Iraq to start World War III.

Alarm bells

- There's a book called "The Biggest Secret", she continued. It's written by DAVID ICKE.

- Oh yeah, I know him. Shrill alarm bells.

- Go to Whiteley's, they have the book. Read page 462. Don't forget. 462.

- I will. Thank you, I said before hurrying away.

I bet page 462 talks about the Queen Mother being the supreme Lizard who ate Princess Diana's heart after her accident. I wonder if Paddington Library has a copy.

Comments

[izzybees]

YES! i love david icke, and by that i mean that he is completely insane, and if you read his books as if they are science fiction they become quite enthralling - really frightening!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Did I tell you I've seen two videos of his? One of them is a "history" lesson in the centre of London, and the other is a two-hour long interview with an ex-member of the Illuminati. Crazy stuff.

[izzybees]

no! where did you see/find those?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My best friend in Brasil got a hold of them. I think his boss at the time was into the Illuminati and had purchased the videos. They are actually quite boring because they are so long and static. If he had added some sci-fi special effects, I would have been more entertained.

[izzybees]

isn't that true of everything, though? the olympics, the U.S. president's inauguration, weddings, funerals, Hanson concerts: ALL in need of some sci-fi special effects.

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

haha another creepy lady in the world :P

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

When we left the supermarket, she was chatting with one of the cashier guys. I felt sorry for him; she was talking his ear off.

[sbeth76.livejournal.com]

Lordy lordy.
I had an odd encounter today (but not as odd) and so did my Mom (but in Seattle) with a man who wanted to say strange things about my dog/my mom's dog.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Offensive or just weird stuff?

[sbeth76.livejournal.com]

not offensive, just odd.
My mom's encounter was with a mountain-man style homeless fellow who asked her if her dog was a "sweet baby" in a non-sexual way. Mine was this morning waiting for the Salvation army to open (so that I could donate and he could purchase?) when a very hairy guy rolled up on a bicycle with lots of things tied to his body and his bike and asked if I had a "happy baby."

It was just odd that these two, independent and gruff-looking mean would refer to our dogs as babies within a 30 minute period on two opposite coasts (seattle/florida).

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

the best entry i've read today!!!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You should have been there. That lady would have freaked you out.

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine from the institute taught me how to handle people like that.
Casually and calmly say, I'm going to walk over there. You're going to stay right here and not follow me. K Thanks.

by the way, hello :)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Hello there. :-)

See, I'd like to think that I would be able to respond that way, but when I'm in the nitty gritty of it, I get freaked out by their freakness and the only thing I can think of is "run run run".