The Illuminati Don't Eat Oatmeals

[dotinthesky]

I was in Budgens, adding some Muesli to my shopping basket, when a lady beside said:

- Excuse me, can you hand me three of those?

She pointed at the oatmeal bags right at the top of the shelf. I said "no problem" and began handing them to her. She was short, with dark skin, long hair, and dirty nails. She smiled all the time, saying "thank you" as I handed the bags to her. When I was finished, she leaned forward and said:

- The reason why the Queen went to Iraq wasn't to help them; the Queen went to Iraq to start World War III.

Alarm bells

- There's a book called "The Biggest Secret", she continued. It's written by DAVID ICKE.

- Oh yeah, I know him. Shrill alarm bells.

- Go to Whiteley's, they have the book. Read page 462. Don't forget. 462.

- I will. Thank you, I said before hurrying away.

I bet page 462 talks about the Queen Mother being the supreme Lizard who ate Princess Diana's heart after her accident. I wonder if Paddington Library has a copy.

Comments

[izzybees]

no! where did you see/find those?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My best friend in Brasil got a hold of them. I think his boss at the time was into the Illuminati and had purchased the videos. They are actually quite boring because they are so long and static. If he had added some sci-fi special effects, I would have been more entertained.

[izzybees]

isn't that true of everything, though? the olympics, the U.S. president's inauguration, weddings, funerals, Hanson concerts: ALL in need of some sci-fi special effects.