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Questions I'd like answered today:

Why do so many powerful men prefer brasilian lovers? Recent examples: Peter Mandelson, Judge Mohammed Ilyas Khan and various top brass at Volkswagen.
Why do they keep finding headless bodies in the Thames?
Why is Jarvis Cocker's line up for this year's Meltdown Festival so disappointing?
Why doesn't Livejournal give us the power to remove people from our "friend of" list? (It would certainly bring back much needed Drama to Livejournal.)
Why is everyone joining Facebook? Haven't they learnt anything from Friendster a few years back?