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[dotinthesky]

Questions I'd like answered today:

• Why do so many powerful men prefer brasilian lovers? Recent examples: Peter Mandelson, Judge Mohammed Ilyas Khan and various top brass at Volkswagen.
  
• Why do they keep finding headless bodies in the Thames?
  
• Why is Jarvis Cocker's line up for this year's Meltdown Festival so disappointing?
  
• Why doesn't Livejournal give us the power to remove people from our "friend of" list? (It would certainly bring back much needed Drama to Livejournal.)
  
• Why is everyone joining Facebook? Haven't they learnt anything from Friendster a few years back?
  

Comments

[tarotbydiana.livejournal.com]

Maybe "friend of" should be changed to "stalkers" or the more internet friendly "lurkers".

So sorry about the headless bodies in the Thames. Have the heads been found elsewhere or are they unaccounted for? The creepiest crime I heard of involving dismemberment was a torso was found in a duffel bag that washed up on shore, just outside the small town where I lived in New Hampshire. The torso was discovered to be from the daughter of a woman I worked with. They caught her murderer...her boyfriend who owned a butcher shop. I had nightmares for months. Still makes me cringe.

On the far more pleasant subject of Brazilian lovers, it seems to cross gender boundaries too. A client sent me a picture of herself with her love interest and he looked like he could get the job done. I'm sure these powerful men you mentioned know a thing or two about quality and skill.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

It's not as if headless bodies are being fished out every day, but there has been at least 3 in the past year. I believe the first two were children, used in ritualistic sacrifices but this last one seems to have been a student. It's an ongoing investigation so I don't know the details.