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[dotinthesky]

Questions I'd like answered today:

• Why do so many powerful men prefer brasilian lovers? Recent examples: Peter Mandelson, Judge Mohammed Ilyas Khan and various top brass at Volkswagen.
  
• Why do they keep finding headless bodies in the Thames?
  
• Why is Jarvis Cocker's line up for this year's Meltdown Festival so disappointing?
  
• Why doesn't Livejournal give us the power to remove people from our "friend of" list? (It would certainly bring back much needed Drama to Livejournal.)
  
• Why is everyone joining Facebook? Haven't they learnt anything from Friendster a few years back?
  

Comments

[atomic-joe2.livejournal.com]

1. Maybe its like a Colonial fantasy thing? Kaka's quite nice though.
2. Lord knows and its most disagreeable.
3. People were probably busy/lazy and the line-up is a 'best I could
do job.'
4. Dunno. Maybe they're hippies. Which is nice.
5. I had a look the other day. Looked shit so I declined!