Cute Forces from Hell

[dotinthesky]

Badgerslayer
by speedmetalsteve

Deep in their sett, drenched in fear
The striped ones know their time is near
They will have their throats torn out
Their blood will spray in awful gouts
There will be no time to run
Or ask what wrong it is they've done
Because they know they'll soon be found
By the vicious badger hound

[Chorus]
Dachshund! Dachshund! Satan's pet!
With blood of badgers you are wet
Kind of like a small Rottweiler
Twice as cute, but ten times viler

Stumpy-legged badger slayers
Built to infilitrate the lairs
Of their striped nocturnal foe
Created to inflict pain and woe
The product of a German scheme
Of badgercide they all must dream
So they built you for their hunts
You heartless, elongated cunts

[Chorus]
Dachshund! Dachshund! Satan's pet!
With blood of badgers you are wet
Kind of like a small Rottweiler
Twice as cute, but ten times viler

You're too small to fight a ratel
But you would surely give one hell
And though you lack both height and grace
I know you'd try to tear its face
From its skull, or bite its throat
Or failing that, go for its scrote
You're bred for such audacity
Mighty sausage dog, pride of Germany

Comments

[sallypointzero.livejournal.com]

You have several Satan's Pets back home don't you? I imagine they are busily ripping out throats at this very moment.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Three of them, plus a mythological beast (Danish labrador). :-)

[sallypointzero.livejournal.com]

Lovely!
That's where Dante's Inferno just doesn't cut it tho...no mention of Mighty Sausage dogs running around the property

[naturalbornkaos.livejournal.com]

I can't get enough of that. Especially the line "You heartless elongated cunts".

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

It's just one great line after another.

[vrax.livejournal.com]

That song is pretty awesome dude.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Check out speedmetalsteve's latest post. :-)

Radija!

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

Awesome poem, too! But I think that for rhyme's sake, the last word could possibly be Saxony. Even though that's only one part of Germany.

Re: Radija!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

That's metal song actually (though very poetic).

Apparently, Radija is now a tub of lard. I think she's given up running after the boys and now just lies around and eats. Still cute in my books though.

Re: Radija!

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

tub of lard! awwww, she was a bit porky before.

yeah, it definitely fits for a metal song. I meant song, don't know why I said poem.

[canudiglett]

PUPPY!!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

YAY! :-)

[wwidsith.livejournal.com]

A work of considerable genius.