Be a Successful Stalker
Feb. 6th, 2008 02:13 pmWhoever believes stalkers always end up behind bars has clearly never met me. Because, after one year and a half stalking
sparkx, I finally get to meet him today! And I even managed to make him invite me for coffee, rather than the other way around!
- No more long nights outside his bedroom window.
- No more waiting for his train to arrive at Mile End station in the mornings so I can peek at him in the last carriage.
- No more text messages left unanswered.
If any stalkers reading this wish to learn more about my successful campaign, please drop me a line. And watch out for the launch this summer of my manual Stalking for Happiness.
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- No more long nights outside his bedroom window.
- No more waiting for his train to arrive at Mile End station in the mornings so I can peek at him in the last carriage.
- No more text messages left unanswered.
If any stalkers reading this wish to learn more about my successful campaign, please drop me a line. And watch out for the launch this summer of my manual Stalking for Happiness.