Cocks-4-Grabs

[dotinthesky]

Have joined claim_a_cock and what was my surprise to find that nobody had yet claimed Morrissey's or Brett Anderson's cocks!

And, most shocking of all, it seems that somebody in the community has claimed Stephen King's cock. Not even Prince William and Harry escaped.

Comments

[suede.livejournal.com]

So which ones you have claimed?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You can claim two cocks, so I took Moz and Brett's. I noticed that nobody took Simon's, in case you were wondering... :P

[suede.livejournal.com]

But you got my brett... ;(
I should go and take Simons, Neils and Richards before someone else get them! Hahaha

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Hurry while stocks last!

[thermaland.livejournal.com]

I really don't understand the point or appeal of those, to be honest.

Claims community, that is. Not cocks.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's one of those things to do on Easter Sunday when you are alone at home, with nothing else to do. I never said I'd put it in my info page! :P

cock a doodle doo

[wink-martindale.livejournal.com]

Ollie, what are you doing? Have you now entered some kind of live journal cock auction? What's happening with the plane ticket?

Re: cock a doodle doo

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Plane ticket is shplane ticket.... don't know what's going to happen. We have to wait until tomorrow to find out since everything was closed today. As soon as I find out, I'll let you know.

Did you notice you have some new livejournal friends? You should add them to your list, mon chichi.

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I claimed Smithy's cock! I told you he was mine! There's no stopping me now!! =oD Tha cock is mine! And so is the rest of him! <3333

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Did you know you can claim two cocks? :)

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I also claimed Javier Saviola's - he's an Argentinian boy who plays for FC Barcelona (he's in my icon)...I must get Mar to kidnap him and post him to me...

I was going to make a banner for my user info so I could have two more, but I can't be bothered! *g*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

And I thought you were going to claim Danny De Vito's! Then again, he is your husband already...

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. I watched an episode of the Simpsons today on C4 and it was the one where Danny De Vito does the voiceover for Homer's long lost brother and it made me think of you!

He isn't my husband! If you look at my collection of husbands you'll see they all have one thing in common...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

They are all Mormons?

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

Actually the majority of them, if not all of them, are catholic, but that's not it! *g* Keep guessing!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

They are all big fans of Dani De Vito? :P

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

They're all footballers!! =oD

Mr Devito just wouldn't cut it...he doesn't have a 6-pack or footballers thighs or anything!