Cocks-4-Grabs

[dotinthesky]

Have joined claim_a_cock and what was my surprise to find that nobody had yet claimed Morrissey's or Brett Anderson's cocks!

And, most shocking of all, it seems that somebody in the community has claimed Stephen King's cock. Not even Prince William and Harry escaped.

Comments

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I claimed Smithy's cock! I told you he was mine! There's no stopping me now!! =oD Tha cock is mine! And so is the rest of him! <3333

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Did you know you can claim two cocks? :)

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I also claimed Javier Saviola's - he's an Argentinian boy who plays for FC Barcelona (he's in my icon)...I must get Mar to kidnap him and post him to me...

I was going to make a banner for my user info so I could have two more, but I can't be bothered! *g*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

And I thought you were going to claim Danny De Vito's! Then again, he is your husband already...

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. I watched an episode of the Simpsons today on C4 and it was the one where Danny De Vito does the voiceover for Homer's long lost brother and it made me think of you!

He isn't my husband! If you look at my collection of husbands you'll see they all have one thing in common...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

They are all Mormons?

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

Actually the majority of them, if not all of them, are catholic, but that's not it! *g* Keep guessing!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

They are all big fans of Dani De Vito? :P

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

They're all footballers!! =oD

Mr Devito just wouldn't cut it...he doesn't have a 6-pack or footballers thighs or anything!