Human Prune Tells All

[dotinthesky]

That`s hot.
-Paris Hilton

I just came out of the bathtub. I highly recommend that everyone reading this (and who has access to a bathtub) set a date for a lavish bath with candles. And more, make it a big production. I`m planning the following for my next one:

- Bailey`s on ice
- Music (didn`t get the stereo in this time)
- Kevin
- chocolate, strawberries, cherries, you get the picture
- bubbles
- scented oil or those mineral thingies

Go crazy. Lock the doors, take the phone off the hook, turn on the boilers and give yourself the best bath in the world. Go on, you deserve it.

*thinks about creating community for bath lovers*

Comments

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

The lights in our bathroom are broke, and we need to wait to replace them (they're spotlights, very fancy and expensive apparently), so the whole bathroom is filled with candles so we can see in there at night, and since the decor is peach tiles with Romanesque patterns it looks BEAUTIFUL. We also have a huge bath that's sunk into the floor.

The bathroom is the best room in our house, it seems. And baths rock. <3

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Photos please!

[violentlyhappy.livejournal.com]

Since it's you, okay! xD I plan on having a bath tonight after the football, so yis, I shall light all the candles and take pictures first! And tidy up omg...

[13thofnever.livejournal.com]

a bath lover's community! I'm so there...pictures encouraged!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Keep you posted.

[scruffulous.livejournal.com]

dude, i'm so jealous. my boyfriend and i used to live in this beautiful brownstone that used to be a convent. it had this great bathroom with a HUGE clawfoot tub and i would take baths at least 3 times a week. then we moved to this shithole apartment with a tub that is only suitable for small children. i can barely even sit in it, let alone fuck my boyfriend. even the shower sucks, with shitty water pressure.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You need to pick up the phone and call an interior designer, pronto.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

All Cocteau Twins` albums I`d say are perfect for bathtime with candles.

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

ai meu Deus. eu não vou nem comentar sobre essas coisas que você escreveu, hahahahahaha XD XD XD
só vou comentar que eu amo a Paris Hilton e o that's hot! que ela e a Nicole falam XD
ah tá e eu tb tenho que falar que o Kevin é sortudo e que também... deixa quieto. hahahaha
ah tá eu amo morangos e *cai no chão* XD

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Voce vai ver House of Wax? Estrelando a Paris...

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

eu quero ver \o/
já tem estréia prevista aí?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Aqui ainda nao. Estou com medo dele ir direto pro video, que nem Son of Chucky.

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

nossa, eu não sabia que Son of Chucky tinha saído direto em vídeo aí. aqui o filme estreou no cinema.

[tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com]

I'm concerned that I might perhaps be a bit odd. You see, I adore listening to Kraftwerk in the bath. I almost find it difficult to soak without them sometimes.

Trans Europe Express in particular. That record was never intended to be about a train; it was definitely recorded in the bathtub, using waterproof equipment. And Tour De France is definitely a song about swimming...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Good idea! I will definetly try them out in a future soak.

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

I know someone who would join it. she's a champion bather, 2-3 hour long baths are nothing to her!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Is she on Livejournal?

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

yep, alison_says, but she doesn't post very much anymore.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

that`s too bad. Otherwise I`d ask her if she wanted to form a bathtub love community with me. :)

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

ask her anyway, that may get her to post a little more.

who the heck is the scary broad in the pink shirt?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Haha! Everyone is asking that. It's Vicky. Don't you think she's lovely?

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

Who's Vicky?? Yes, quite lovely. I was afraid for a moment that she might be the trannie on Big Brother. *grin*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

No, she`s from another show called Little Britain.

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

She kind of looks like that lady in Best of Show who ends up turning lesbian and being with the dog trainer her husband hired.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! You are right... Little Britain is a comedy show and I`ve been told it will be shown in America soon. So you`ll get to see all their grossness and humour in all their glory.

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

But will they change it when it comes here and Americanize it? that never seems to work. Hopefully it won't be.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I think they will be showing the British version. I don`t think it`s the kind of show that can be "americanized".

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

oh...I'll look it up online tonight when I get home so I have an idea what it's like.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

The boiler is what heats up the water. We have to put it on timer for the times of the day we want hot water. It then comes on, heats up the water for a couple of hours, then turns off.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Yes, we definetly save more energy than you lot! On the other hand, it can be a pain in the ass if it breaks down since it`s very expensive to replace and Landlords can be bitchy about it.

I hope ours leads a long life.
*knocks on wood three times*

[psyfi.livejournal.com]

awwww.....so shweeeeeeettt......I envy you and kevin. I'm very happy for you guys. muahsssss!!!! much love!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Much love to you too. xoxoxo

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

But you`d get tired on your feet after a while.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

True. I do love sitting in the shower and letting the water hit my back. But it still doesn`t beat a long soak in the tub.

[gorecky22.livejournal.com]

So I would take part of that community of bath lovers!! I enjoy a lot to close the door, put on some quiet music (movie OST’s or something like Low, Antony & the Johnsons, Nacho Vegas, The Cinematic Orchestra, Boards of Canada…) and take a hot bath with a good book (all alone, yep… in company I prefer the shower!!).

In an occasion, my mother entered in the bath-room and throw to the bathtube a lot of flowers petals while I was there!! It was amazing…

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

That scene with your mom sounds hilarious!

Do you have any suggestions for a community name? I looked for "bathtub" and "bathtubs" but both were taken. Maybe "bathlovers"???