Human Prune Tells All

[dotinthesky]

That`s hot.
-Paris Hilton

I just came out of the bathtub. I highly recommend that everyone reading this (and who has access to a bathtub) set a date for a lavish bath with candles. And more, make it a big production. I`m planning the following for my next one:

- Bailey`s on ice
- Music (didn`t get the stereo in this time)
- Kevin
- chocolate, strawberries, cherries, you get the picture
- bubbles
- scented oil or those mineral thingies

Go crazy. Lock the doors, take the phone off the hook, turn on the boilers and give yourself the best bath in the world. Go on, you deserve it.

*thinks about creating community for bath lovers*

Comments

[scruffulous.livejournal.com]

dude, i'm so jealous. my boyfriend and i used to live in this beautiful brownstone that used to be a convent. it had this great bathroom with a HUGE clawfoot tub and i would take baths at least 3 times a week. then we moved to this shithole apartment with a tub that is only suitable for small children. i can barely even sit in it, let alone fuck my boyfriend. even the shower sucks, with shitty water pressure.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You need to pick up the phone and call an interior designer, pronto.